Excerpts - Ross Halfin's Diary
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January 25
My Yogi going nicely green, if you look hard you'll see some bits of fox stuck to him. Still cold... I hear rumour Steven Tyler is invading the UK next week, I wonder if he'd like to go hunting.
January 24
Woke up to snow, lots of it and I had to go to the hospital for an x-ray. Spoke to Phil Lemon, an expert on broken legs and other broken bits of the body. Well, he thinks he is. 'Isn't the snow pretty,' he said. Pretty? It's fucking freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing and I hate the cold. I told him if he likes it so much to go camping - see how much he likes it then...
John Bionelli has called from death's door to tell me it's Frehley.
"By the way it's Frehley not Freely, wasn't it me for spelling your idols names wrong? Well right back at you...
JB"
I should hang my head in shame, but I won't 'cos let's face it, Ace ain't exactly Jimmy Page. We discused the Aerosmith set list for Europe (I know, we were both THAT bored), both agreeing that they need to play more '80s Aerosmith - no one knows Dream On over here...
Saw a wild fox in my garden, it was digging up the lawn. After shouting at it a bit (it ignored me) I'd had enough. I grabbed my big machete (the one I bought in Laos) and cornered it. I chopped off it's head with one blow - it made a mess of the snow...
January 23
John Bionelli has broken his leg in two places wrestling, Bazza has broken both his legs skiing, my osteopath, Bent Harry, has broken his arm fighting while skiing and I fell over walking through my front door, I've fractured my foot. A Happy New year.
Some pictures of Ace Freely's best friend Gene. Plus a cold view of Battersea Power Station from last Friday. See more...
January 25
My Yogi going nicely green, if you look hard you'll see some bits of fox stuck to him. Still cold... I hear rumour Steven Tyler is invading the UK next week, I wonder if he'd like to go hunting.
January 24
Woke up to snow, lots of it and I had to go to the hospital for an x-ray. Spoke to Phil Lemon, an expert on broken legs and other broken bits of the body. Well, he thinks he is. 'Isn't the snow pretty,' he said. Pretty? It's fucking freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezing and I hate the cold. I told him if he likes it so much to go camping - see how much he likes it then...
John Bionelli has called from death's door to tell me it's Frehley.
"By the way it's Frehley not Freely, wasn't it me for spelling your idols names wrong? Well right back at you...
JB"
I should hang my head in shame, but I won't 'cos let's face it, Ace ain't exactly Jimmy Page. We discused the Aerosmith set list for Europe (I know, we were both THAT bored), both agreeing that they need to play more '80s Aerosmith - no one knows Dream On over here...
Saw a wild fox in my garden, it was digging up the lawn. After shouting at it a bit (it ignored me) I'd had enough. I grabbed my big machete (the one I bought in Laos) and cornered it. I chopped off it's head with one blow - it made a mess of the snow...
January 23
John Bionelli has broken his leg in two places wrestling, Bazza has broken both his legs skiing, my osteopath, Bent Harry, has broken his arm fighting while skiing and I fell over walking through my front door, I've fractured my foot. A Happy New year.
Some pictures of Ace Freely's best friend Gene. Plus a cold view of Battersea Power Station from last Friday. See more...
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