The Late Show Top 10 List
The Ottawa Sun, Canada
August 3, 2006
By David Letterman
Top 10 Signs The Supreme Court Doesn't Give A Damn
10. Opinion based on coin flip so they could make 2:40 showing of Superman Returns.
9. Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader Ginsburg trying on bikinis.
8. Spent past two days hearing arguments between Barbara Walters and Star Jones.
7. All gavels make crazy "boing" sound.
6. Recesses now take place at area Hooters.
5. Chief Justice John Roberts demands to be called "J. Ro."
4. After heated debate, ruled 7-to-2 that Aerosmith does indeed rock.
3. Upheld gay marriage, but only for really hot babes.
2. For kicks they reversed an old decision and now Gore's president.
1. Invited Anna Nicole Smith back to stand around and look slutty.
August 3, 2006
By David Letterman
Top 10 Signs The Supreme Court Doesn't Give A Damn
10. Opinion based on coin flip so they could make 2:40 showing of Superman Returns.
9. Tough to concentrate with Ruth Bader Ginsburg trying on bikinis.
8. Spent past two days hearing arguments between Barbara Walters and Star Jones.
7. All gavels make crazy "boing" sound.
6. Recesses now take place at area Hooters.
5. Chief Justice John Roberts demands to be called "J. Ro."
4. After heated debate, ruled 7-to-2 that Aerosmith does indeed rock.
3. Upheld gay marriage, but only for really hot babes.
2. For kicks they reversed an old decision and now Gore's president.
1. Invited Anna Nicole Smith back to stand around and look slutty.
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